• PS3 Hacks, Uncategorized, Wii U , 14.11.2012

    It is only four days until the release of Nintendo’s Next-Gen console is released and what do we know about it ?

    In this article i will attempt to post everything that you need to know.

     

    Technical Specifications Console

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    Technical Specifications GamePad

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    Some Interesting Facts.
    Wii U OS Level Screenshot
    You will be able to take screenshots during games, its not clear if it is available on all games or only a select few.

    No More Blocks
    On all games, right up to the 3DS, Nintendo have used blocks as a form of indicating storage space, this all changes with the Wii U, they will use normal space measurements, now you will see “this game save needs x.xxMB” instead of “this game save needs x.xx Blocks”

    Games
    Wii U games come on a proprietary high-density optical disc, which has been created by the help of Panasonic and have a maximum capacity of 25GB, the disc’s have smooth rounded edges, here is an image:

    Region
    It has been reported that Wii U games are region locked, its not a big deal for most people, but it will affect those that like playing games from Japan, that never seems to see the light of day in western countries.

    Backwards Compatibility
    The Wii U lets us play your Wii games.

    The Wii U’s “Wii U Channel” has an application called “Wii Channel”, which when selected takes you a replica of the Wii Channel, from there you will be able to play your Wii games, that was the good part, now for the bad.

    When in the Wii Channel, you will not be able to use the Wii U Pads Screen, all games will be rendered in SD, all Wii games and VC games will only be accessible via the Wii Channel and not on the main Wii U channel.

    You will be able to move data from your Wii to your Wii U, but not from Wii U to Wii.

    Nintendo eShop
    If you know what the PS3′s PS Store is, im sure you can guess what Nintendo’s eShop is.
    On the eShop, you will be able to download the same full games that you get on disc, lets hope not all games are 25GB >.<
    You will also be able to download demo’s and HD video from the eShop.

    Storage/Game Saving
    As you will have noticed with the eShop statement, you will be able to download full games, now with the Wii U Basic only having about 7GB storage and the Wii U Premium having about 29GB, that doesn’t give much room for full game download as well as movies and game saves.

    Thankfully the Wii U lets us plug in up to 2TB of external storage, which will be formatted by the Wii U and wont be readable on a PC, this massive HDD space allows us to store full games as well as movies and game saves, it is recommended that you use a power supply with the HDD and a dual USB cable is not advised.

    You can also use SD Cards, but only for Wii and VC Data, you will not be able to store Wii U Data to it.

     

     

    Hopefully Pirate will open a Wii U section on the forum :)

    Discuss in Forums (84)


  • 84 Comments

    1. BobbyBangin
      11-14-2012
      04:23 PM
      1

      I can already see the need to have an exploit that will launch Wii games from the Wii U HD.

    2. marty370
      11-14-2012
      04:27 PM
      2

      Sounds crap specs, Wii U will get leap frogged once the propper next gen consoles come from Sony & MS. I'll pass on this crap as I did the Wii.

      I plan on buying Sonys nex console thou, for sure. Can't wait to see specs and tech/game demo's, hopefully at e3 2013.

      That tablet pad looks pathetic, way two big to hold.Not even made to fit properly in ya hand. Can't see kids using this/ can't believe ninty would get the design so wrong.

    3. synce
      11-14-2012
      04:34 PM
      3

      I'll wait until the region lock gets busted before buying one. Hopefully the process isn't as complicated as on the 360

      And it's so weird that you can use an external drive to play legit console games... They could've at least included USB 3.0 support, loading would've been at least 3 times faster than USB 2.0

    4. GregoryRasputin
      11-14-2012
      04:36 PM
      4

      Originally Posted by marty370
      Sounds crap specs, Wii U will get leap frogged once the propper next gen consoles come from Sony & MS. I'll pass on this crap as I did the Wii.

      I plan on buying Sonys nex console thou, for sure. Can't wait to see specs and tech/game demo's, hopefully at e3 2013.
      The Wii wiped the floor with the PS3 and the 360, it has crap specs compared to both of them, it is still wiping the floor with both those consoles

    5. marty370
      11-14-2012
      04:45 PM
      5

      Originally Posted by GregoryRasputin
      The Wii wiped the floor with the PS3 and the 360, it has crap specs compared to both of them, it is still wiping the floor with both those consoles
      Wi sales are dropping off at an alarming rate, thats why Ninty bringing Wii U out.

      Wii = 97million
      PS3 = 68million
      360 = 70million

      I bet both PS3 and 360 will catch and overtake Wii sales, thats a given.

    6. japsander
      11-14-2012
      04:54 PM
      6

      lol 27mil ahead and ****ty specs by comparison? that alone proves that specs mean nothing compared to experience.

      i look forward to buying the wii-u

    7. BobbyBangin
      11-14-2012
      05:25 PM
      7

      Originally Posted by marty370
      Wi sales are dropping off at an alarming rate, thats why Ninty bringing Wii U out.

      Wii = 97million
      PS3 = 68million
      360 = 70million

      I bet both PS3 and 360 will catch and overtake Wii sales, thats a given.
      I find that hard to believe. With both Microsoft and Sony slated to have new consoles released next year. That means the prices of both PS3's and 360's will drop. At that point you'll probably be able to get 360's from a local pawn shop for $40. You can get them for $80 easily right now. So how do you figure they're going to sell 30 million consoles each within the next year. You might as well face it, Nintendo won this round. There's also the fact that many $ony customers have become disenchanted by their bad business practices.

    8. RolandHazoto
      11-14-2012
      05:53 PM
      8

      Am I the only one that laughed at "the disc�s have smooth rounded edges"?
      Anyway, I look forward to it once they have a way for me to play my HDD of wii games on it.
      My budget is starting to get a little tight so I probably won't have one till spring but if I'll be able to play my Wii backups by then I'm so on it!

    9. YuuZA
      11-14-2012
      06:06 PM
      9

      Ninety will deliver, it is possible this console will break Wii launch numbers

      I need to save money and start working again

      And [MENTION=7773]GregoryRasputin[/MENTION] , excellent article summary bro as always

    10. Ghostofperdition
      11-14-2012
      06:27 PM
      10

      I gotta say im impressed they weren't lazy and went with a different media format for games.

    11. FreakAlchemist
      11-14-2012
      06:39 PM
      11

      Great article man,i can't wait to go pick mines up on Sunday.I wonder how long it will take for hackers to get Linux up and running on it.

    12. GregoryRasputin
      11-14-2012
      06:42 PM
      12

      Originally Posted by FreakAlchemist
      Great article man,i can't wait to go pick mines up on Sunday.I wonder how long it will take for hackers to get Linux up and running on it.
      About two months

    13. FreakAlchemist
      11-14-2012
      06:45 PM
      13

      Originally Posted by GregoryRasputin
      About two months
      Oh man that sounds awesome.

    14. hellsing9
      11-14-2012
      06:45 PM
      14

      [MENTION=7773]GregoryRasputin[/MENTION] Hope [MENTION=186943]hellsing9[/MENTION] have the same writting skills as you. xD

      Nah jokes aside i think on getting a Vita but meh...to play 30 games with a poor catalogue i rather buy the Wii-U to EXPERIENCE and not so much eyecandy.

    15. xtrem3x
      11-14-2012
      06:56 PM
      15

      Originally Posted by marty370
      Wi sales are dropping off at an alarming rate, thats why Ninty bringing Wii U out.

      Wii = 97million
      PS3 = 68million
      360 = 70million

      I bet both PS3 and 360 will catch and overtake Wii sales, thats a given.
      Half those sales are people buying 2nd PS3s & 360s because of RROD & YLOD.

    16. djluiluv
      11-14-2012
      06:59 PM
      16

      Here's hoping for a Wii-U letterbomb hack!

    17. MrPokeylope
      11-14-2012
      07:09 PM
      17

      I'm gonna wait a lil while, but the launch line up is probably the best launch lineup any console's seen in years.

      The 3DS outsold the vita 89 to 1 last week, and there's already high demand for the wii-U.

      It'll look good next to my PS3. The 360, as i've mentioned, is being sold.

      I'll be happy never pirating on the wii-U either. But I'll stick to buying exclusive games.

      As for the moron who saw next to no specs and then trashed it.. marty or whatever... The graphics chip the Wii-U has is around 4-5x more capable than PS3 is. It has 8x the ram, and god knows what its processor is... although, from the PS3, we know an ultra powerful processor does diddly-squat for gaming in general. In fact, Does anyone know how much of the cell the PS3 has used at its peak?

      With no formal announcement of PS4, or a new xbox... I guarantee you'll be waiting a long long time. Probably for not that much of a leap in power.

      The Wii-U will hold its own just fine. Being the most powerful doesn't go for anything. PS2 outsold the gamecube and xbox put together. Ps2 was vastly underpowered in comparison to both also.

      PS1 blew away the dreamcast and N64 as well. Both much more powerful consoles. (I guess you could argue the N64's shoddy texture memory was inferior?)

      gameboy smoked the lynx and gamegear, DS humped the PSP etc etc. The underdog always seems to attract the buyers.

      One thing you can guarantee though. An HD console/Tablet/Handheld will have homebrew developers slavering to get the thing blown wide open. It will be homebrew capable pretty quickly.

    18. hellsing9
      11-14-2012
      07:13 PM
      18



      The king [MENTION=162392]MrPokeylope[/MENTION] Beemo.

    19. WalangAlam
      11-14-2012
      07:13 PM
      19

      Hope it comes with free Mario wii u :D Zelda HD FTW!!!
      Good for ninty to let us use any hdd to save our game and not some propriety or locked hdd
      Hoping for a jtag mod for the wii u

    20. stomp_442
      11-14-2012
      07:15 PM
      20


      You for got to mention this controller. It will sell for $50, and has an internal battery that will last 80 hours.

    21. WalangAlam
      11-14-2012
      07:20 PM
      21

      Originally Posted by stomp_442

      You for got to mention this controller. It will sell for $50, and has an internal battery that will last 80 hours.
      Hope we can use that in our XBOX360

    22. condorstrike
      11-14-2012
      07:35 PM
      22

      how are these crap specs?
      If people believe Sony and Microsoft are making a huge leap, you must not know how consoles work... besides all signs point for mostly Digital Titles for both of the latter companies, so yeah...they might have better ethernet ports. pffft

      I for one can't wait to get into a WiiU. :P

    23. djluiluv
      11-14-2012
      07:53 PM
      23

      Originally Posted by stomp_442

      You for got to mention this controller. It will sell for $50, and has an internal battery that will last 80 hours.
      OMG they look awesome.....*Nice.....

    24. thiagoakhe
      11-14-2012
      11:31 PM
      24

      i love the nintendo franchises so it's will be much fun plus in my country 1 ps3 game almost worth a WiiU in the US and i believe that WiiU games will be far cheaper.

    25. mechlord
      11-15-2012
      12:47 AM
      25

      ok....

      whats with the rounded edges? can anyone point me to a rough edged disc, so that i can understand the whole deal?

      lol at that regular controller...it looks cool with the BA YX combo

      Anyway, its hard to me impressed by this new console...here im waiting patiently for 8 more months until E3...

    26. jorru6
      11-15-2012
      01:35 AM
      26

      Hehehehe i already have mines reserved hehehehe cant wait atleast they plan to let u back up ur games on a HARD drive to play off it thats one main reason i Reserved it i hope its true
      GO nintendo GO LMAO

    27. yourbunnywrote
      11-15-2012
      01:52 AM
      27

      usb 2.0? not 3.0? 3.0 controllers are really cheap these days. I guess its a weird choice. But according to specs i think console will be very cheap. So if you don't have a wii maybe its time to buy wii u.

    28. sudeki300
      11-15-2012
      03:15 AM
      28

      actually the WII U will take up around 5GB of the HDD for Formatting and system software and profile data so the basic model will have 3GB of built-in storage................sudeki300

    29. Sangui
      11-15-2012
      04:08 AM
      29

      Originally Posted by marty370
      That tablet pad looks pathetic, way two big to hold.Not even made to fit properly in ya hand. Can't see kids using this/ can't believe ninty would get the design so wrong.
      Go to a Best Buy and actually hold it if you're in the US. I thought the same thing as you until I actually held the controller in my hand. It's actually super light and it feels amazing.

    30. mogahed311
      11-15-2012
      04:52 AM
      30

      when I can jailbreak It ?

    31. superfurry
      11-15-2012
      04:54 AM
      31

      How much is this gunna cost over here greg any ideas mate?

    32. DEFAULTDNB
      11-15-2012
      05:03 AM
      32

      I know a couple of people who have had access WiiU's already and are "working on exploits/homebrew": however none of them have confirmed that their exploits work on WiiU which either means they are keeping it close to their chests, or its unhackable right now.. I believe its option 1

      I dont think I will invest until there is a new Zelda game, or its been hacked, whichever comes first.

      [MENTION=143005]superfurry[/MENTION]

      Amazon initially offered the basic Wii U package for as little as �200 - with the trade price thought to be �205. GameStation, meanwhile, had previously sent a message on Twitter claiming it was selling the basic edition for �210 and the premium edition at �250.

      However, both outlets have now amended their prices upwards and deleted previous promotional messages regarding the cut-price Wii U RRPs.

      ShopTo initially offered the premium edition for �280, though is now selling the system for �300.

      Specialist retailers GAME and GameStation now offer the most expensive Wii U packages in the UK.

    33. superfurry
      11-15-2012
      06:24 AM
      33

      Originally Posted by DEFAULTDNB
      I know a couple of people who have had access WiiU's already and are "working on exploits/homebrew": however none of them have confirmed that their exploits work on WiiU which either means they are keeping it close to their chests, or its unhackable right now.. I believe its option 1

      I dont think I will invest until there is a new Zelda game, or its been hacked, whichever comes first.

      [MENTION=143005]superfurry[/MENTION]
      ah fair one cheers mate, its in my catalog and its 420 haha i thought thats a ****ing rip off so i might leave it a bit

      by the way would you like to test my new program i built?

    34. DEFAULTDNB
      11-15-2012
      06:30 AM
      34

      Originally Posted by superfurry
      ah fair one cheers mate, its in my catalog and its 420 haha i thought thats a ****ing rip off so i might leave it a bit

      by the way would you like to test my new program i built?
      On topic: yeah catalogs are never a good source for prices.

      Off topic: Sure thing PM me

    35. OoZic
      11-15-2012
      06:32 AM
      35

      Release date in the Netherlands is 30 November ... Damn I hate it when other people have nice gadgets first

    36. superfurry
      11-15-2012
      06:51 AM
      36

      Originally Posted by DEFAULTDNB
      On topic: yeah catalogs are never a good source for prices.

      Off topic: Sure thing PM me
      i just pm you bud

    37. MrPokeylope
      11-15-2012
      09:00 AM
      37

      Originally Posted by condorstrike
      how are these crap specs?
      If people believe Sony and Microsoft are making a huge leap, you must not know how consoles work... besides all signs point for mostly Digital Titles for both of the latter companies, so yeah...they might have better ethernet ports. pffft

      I for one can't wait to get into a WiiU. :P
      This. All the way to the bank.

      It's the morons who don't have a clue. Who think that next generation will be some miracle leap. Gaming won't ever come on in leaps and bounds anymore. The only thing that has is handheld gaming, with mobile chips being incredibly powerful in recent years.

      The PS3'll be around for a while I think. I'll be perfectly happy if it is too. Because my entertainment system will be pretty complete with the PS3, wii-U, and the 3DS plus my phone and tablet (S3 and the shockingly capable HP touchpad running CM9) have my portable needs sorted.

      Not buying another xbox. Had my fingers burned too many times.

    38. bubbleboy
      11-15-2012
      10:47 AM
      38

      I will buy this. Nintendo has never ****ed us.

      Not buying any SONY ****.. **** SONY IN THEIR STUPID A$$HOLEZ.

      Microsoft is OK with me.

      ****ING SONY CAN **** RIGHT OFF, ****ING ****S THAT THEY ARE.

      I want Wii U.

    39. japsander
      11-15-2012
      10:56 AM
      39

      Originally Posted by superfurry
      ah fair one cheers mate, its in my catalog and its 420 haha i thought thats a ****ing rip off so i might leave it a bit

      by the way would you like to test my new program i built?
      �420? O_o
      i thought my catalogue was bad but its only �309 for 32gb
      http://www.very.co.uk/entertainment/...e/b/103515.end

    40. superfurry
      11-15-2012
      12:48 PM
      40

      Originally Posted by japsander
      �420? O_o
      i thought my catalogue was bad but its only �309 for 32gb
      http://www.very.co.uk/entertainment/...e/b/103515.end


      yeah i knwo mate , you get 3 games with it but they dont look great so il stick it out and wait

    41. japsander
      11-15-2012
      12:52 PM
      41

      yeah ill be waiting too
      i dont do the whole "crash test dummy" with new tech anymore. always wait til the creases are ironed out

    42. GregoryRasputin
      11-15-2012
      12:54 PM
      42

      Originally Posted by superfurry
      yeah i knwo mate , you get 3 games with it but they dont look great so il stick it out and wait
      Catalouges are a bastard, i stopped using them a couple of years ago, but that one [MENTION=52506]japsander[/MENTION] posted might be worth applying for, could come in handy.

    43. japsander
      11-15-2012
      01:00 PM
      43

      if you can afford to pay within the interest free period its worth it. the prices are not much higher than retail stores.

      the downside is the convenience >.< too easy to click "order"

    44. superfurry
      11-15-2012
      01:52 PM
      44

      Originally Posted by GregoryRasputin
      Catalouges are a bastard, i stopped using them a couple of years ago, but that one [MENTION=52506]japsander[/MENTION] posted might be worth applying for, could come in handy.
      its still not that cheap there all run by the same company youl see all the cataloge sites look the same , there's one company that has loads of them . but hats not a bad price i guess but then as he said theres the intrest on top of that monthly if you dont pay it fast

    45. nuzz
      11-15-2012
      03:13 PM
      45

      Wii didn't win. Sure it sold the most consoles but Xbox has sold the most games per console, PS3 second.

      http://www.techradar.com/news/gaming...console-160673

    46. GregoryRasputin
      11-15-2012
      03:15 PM
      46

      Originally Posted by nuzz
      Wii didn't win. Sure it sold the most consoles but Xbox has sold the most games per console, PS3 second.

      http://www.techradar.com/news/gaming...console-160673
      Obviously if the Wii sold most consoles, then the Wii did win, i actually facepalmed when i read your statement, my face is now sore....

    47. nuzz
      11-15-2012
      03:19 PM
      47

      Originally Posted by GregoryRasputin
      Obviously if the Wii sold most consoles, then the Wii did win, i actually facepalmed when i read your statement, my face is now sore....
      Maybe you should stop facepalming yourself so you could start thinking again?

    48. japsander
      11-15-2012
      03:20 PM
      48

      Originally Posted by nuzz
      Maybe you should stop facepalming yourself so you could start thinking again?
      who won the "console sales" out of wii/ps3/xbox 360?
      and as such, which is the most popular console out of the 3?

      talking about game sales means the publishers win, not the manufacturer

    49. GregoryRasputin
      11-15-2012
      03:22 PM
      49

      Originally Posted by nuzz
      Maybe you should stop facepalming yourself so you could start thinking again?
      Maybe you should stop talking like you are completely stupid and realise, that the company that wins the console wars is the company that sells the most CONSOLES and not the most games, now go take your face and run into a bus......


      Originally Posted by superfurry
      its still not that cheap there all run by the same company youl see all the cataloge sites look the same , there's one company that has loads of them . but hats not a bad price i guess but then as he said theres the intrest on top of that monthly if you dont pay it fast
      Whilst i do agree with you, this offer grabbed my eye, as im looking for a new PS3 Console:


      It is the exact same price as the Argos deal:

    50. nuzz
      11-15-2012
      03:23 PM
      50

      Originally Posted by GregoryRasputin
      Maybe you should stop talking like you are completely stupid and realise, that the company that wins the console wars is the company that sells the most CONSOLES and not the most games, now go take your face and run into a bus......




      Whilst i do agree with you, this offer grabbed my eye, as im looking for a new PS3 Console:


      It is the exact same price as the Argos deal:
      You sad little kid :')

      Go fix this slow ass site, owno you can't you're only a useless mod :w

    51. japsander
      11-15-2012
      03:24 PM
      51

      Originally Posted by GregoryRasputin
      t is the exact same price as the Argos dea
      thats because argos/very/littlewoods/grattan etc are all run by the JD williams group but have different interest rates

      i have an argos credit account and the APR is much better than VERY

    52. GregoryRasputin
      11-15-2012
      03:27 PM
      52

      Originally Posted by japsander
      thats because argos/very/littlewoods/grattan etc are all run by the JD williams group but have different interest rates

      i have an argos credit account and the APR is much better than VERY
      I used to use Littlewoods, but had to stop because they were such a rip off

      Joined that one you are with though, it will come in hand for a rainy day, or for that PS3, ill ask the wife to get me the nexus 10 instead

    53. GregoryRasputin
      11-15-2012
      03:30 PM
      53

      Originally Posted by nuzz
      You sad little kid :')
      lol i might be a kid, but im far from sad, im not the one that is mentally incapable of seeing the difference between who sold the most consoles and who sold the most games...

      Even babies exiting their mothers vaginas know that the console that wins the console war, is the console that sells the most units, which happens to bve the Wii...

    54. nuzz
      11-15-2012
      03:39 PM
      54

      Originally Posted by GregoryRasputin
      lol i might be a kid, but im far from sad, im not the one that is mentally incapable of seeing the difference between who sold the most consoles and who sold the most games...

      Even babies exiting their mothers vaginas know that the console that wins the console war, is the console that sells the most units, which happens to bve the Wii...
      You are sad. Go check your old posts and see how many times you have stuff like this with other persons. I alone have seen it multiple times.

      Thats also the reason the other guy has sent me a privatemessage, because can't control yourself to do it, sad boy

      Maybe change 'Supermoderator' to 'Superchildish'

    55. GregoryRasputin
      11-15-2012
      03:45 PM
      55

      Originally Posted by nuzz
      Maybe change 'Supermoderator' to 'Superchildish'
      Ironic that you call me childish, when you are the one acting butt hurt and throwing a strop, because someone corrected your stupidity.

      Oh and son, im older than you, ask your mother, she will be able to tell you that...

      Originally Posted by nuzz
      Thats also the reason the other guy has sent me a privatemessage, because can't control yourself to do it, sad boy
      That was an infraction son, an infraction, i know you are too dumb to understand what that means, so go f*cking Google it, son...

    56. nuzz
      11-15-2012
      03:51 PM
      56

      Originally Posted by GregoryRasputin
      Ironic that you call me childish, when you are the one acting butt hurt and throwing a strop, because someone corrected your stupidity.

      Oh and son, im older than you, ask your mother, she will be able to tell you that...



      That was an infraction son, an infraction, i know you are too dumb to understand what that means, so go f*cking Google it, son...
      My mother is dead so i can't ask, besides she liked little boys like me.

    57. japsander
      11-15-2012
      03:53 PM
      57

      so did jimmy saville and garry glitter......
      didnt work out too well for those :/

    58. GregoryRasputin
      11-15-2012
      04:01 PM
      58

      Originally Posted by nuzz
      My mother is dead so i can't ask,
      Dont lie, i just spoke to her on IRC >.<

      GregoryRasputin> Hi honey
      <GregoryRasputin> Your son is being a bit of a dick on the forum
      <nuzzsMother> i know honey, but what can i do, the little ass stays in my basement all day long and never leaves
      <GregoryRasputin> What, you mean he is there when i call round ? O.o
      <nuzzsMother> Yeah , i think he can hear us when you are banging my back door in and masturbates
      <GregoryRasputin> ewww little freak >.<
      <GregoryRasputin> Why dont you kick him out, make him get his own place, he is old enough
      <nuzzsMother> Well ever since his dad left and because he is so ugly i feel sorry for him
      <GregoryRasputin> Is his ugliness the reason his father left ?
      <nuzzsMother> yes , his father said he would either have to leave of commit suicide, he said he couldnt look at nuzz's ugly face everyday
      <GregoryRasputin> Damn, thats probably why nuzz is such an ass hole >.<
      <nuzzsMother> Yes it is
      <nuzzsMother> Anyway that isnt the reason i PM'd you
      <nuzzsMother> I really need you to call over tonight and **** me silly, im so yearning your hard nob inside me
      <nuzzsMother> I will keep nuzz locked in the basement and put some music on, so he cant here ius having sex
      <GregoryRasputin> Ok ok, ill be around in a couple of hours, could you wear those crothless panties please ?
      <nuzzsMother> yeah x x x x x
      <nuzzsMother> Bye
      <GregoryRasputin> bye
      <-- nuzzsMother has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

    59. MrPokeylope
      11-15-2012
      04:12 PM
      59

      Its true Nuzz. He is pretty old. He's got a pretty badass beard.

      And he also did pump your mother. He was dressed as John Cunliffe. Your mother was Rosie. I was Jim. We all chugged along on that old ragdoll.

      And duck ate out her pooper. Like it was wooden bread. QUAAAAAACK.

    60. japsander
      11-15-2012
      04:16 PM
      60

      Originally Posted by MrPokeylope
      Its true Nuzz. He is pretty old. He's got a pretty badass beard.

      And he also did pump your mother. He was dressed as John Cunliffe. Your mother was Rosie. I was Jim. We all chugged along on that old ragdoll.

      And duck ate out her pooper. Like it was wooden bread. QUAAAAAACK.


      thats one show from my childhood that i shall never watch again

    61. MrPokeylope
      11-15-2012
      04:18 PM
      61

      Originally Posted by japsander
      thats one show from my childhood that i shall never watch again
      I hope I made someone laugh with that :P

      For anyone not familiar with it... I'll leave this here...

      This one is called "Waterworks", but the one that we filmed was actually called "Watersports".

      Rosie and Jim: Waterworks - Full Episode - YouTube

    62. DEFAULTDNB
      11-15-2012
      04:26 PM
      62

      This thread is off the rails

    63. nuzz
      11-15-2012
      05:13 PM
      63

      Originally Posted by GregoryRasputin
      Dont lie, i just spoke to her on IRC >.<

      GregoryRasputin> Hi honey
      <GregoryRasputin> Your son is being a bit of a dick on the forum
      <nuzzsMother> i know honey, but what can i do, the little ass stays in my basement all day long and never leaves
      <GregoryRasputin> What, you mean he is there when i call round ? O.o
      <nuzzsMother> Yeah , i think he can hear us when you are banging my back door in and masturbates
      <GregoryRasputin> ewww little freak >.<
      <GregoryRasputin> Why dont you kick him out, make him get his own place, he is old enough
      <nuzzsMother> Well ever since his dad left and because he is so ugly i feel sorry for him
      <GregoryRasputin> Is his ugliness the reason his father left ?
      <nuzzsMother> yes , his father said he would either have to leave of commit suicide, he said he couldnt look at nuzz's ugly face everyday
      <GregoryRasputin> Damn, thats probably why nuzz is such an ass hole >.<
      <nuzzsMother> Yes it is
      <nuzzsMother> Anyway that isnt the reason i PM'd you
      <nuzzsMother> I really need you to call over tonight and **** me silly, im so yearning your hard nob inside me
      <nuzzsMother> I will keep nuzz locked in the basement and put some music on, so he cant here ius having sex
      <GregoryRasputin> Ok ok, ill be around in a couple of hours, could you wear those crothless panties please ?
      <nuzzsMother> yeah x x x x x
      <nuzzsMother> Bye
      <GregoryRasputin> bye
      <-- nuzzsMother has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
      I call fake, my dead mother wouldn't be such a noob to use mibbit

    64. GregoryRasputin
      11-15-2012
      05:15 PM
      64

      Originally Posted by nuzz
      I call fake, my dead mother wouldn't be such a noob to use mibbit
      She was a big enough n00b to give birth to you and no its not fake, she was in a hurry so used mibbit...

    65. TheEvolution_PT
      11-15-2012
      05:22 PM
      65

      Im thinking about getting an wii, i don't know i never liked nintendo(never have on console from them) maybe it's time to get one and see if it's cool.
      For the wiiU i don't have the cash to get one, but it's seems to be a nice console, i like the gamepad

    66. nuzz
      11-15-2012
      05:25 PM
      66

      Originally Posted by GregoryRasputin
      She was a big enough n00b to give birth to you and no its not fake, she was in a hurry so used mibbit...
      Thanks for proving your true age again

    67. japsander
      11-15-2012
      05:26 PM
      67

      Originally Posted by TheEvolution_PT
      Im thinking about getting an wii, i don't know i never liked nintendo(never have on console from them) maybe it's time to get one and see if it's cool.
      For the wiiU i don't have the cash to get one, but it's seems to be a nice console, i like the gamepad
      if you get chance, try playing mario galaxy for a couple hours on the wii. it may just change your perspective

    68. GregoryRasputin
      11-15-2012
      05:27 PM
      68

      Originally Posted by nuzz
      Thanks for proving your true age again
      Don't mention it, though i am fed up with your mother constantly b*tching on at me about your behaviour, try acting a little more mature from now on, thanks.

    69. TheEvolution_PT
      11-15-2012
      05:30 PM
      69

      Originally Posted by japsander
      if you get chance, try playing mario galaxy for a couple hours on the wii. it may just change your perspective
      If i buy the console, i il give it a try

    70. FreakAlchemist
      11-15-2012
      05:44 PM
      70

      Originally Posted by GregoryRasputin
      Dont lie, i just spoke to her on IRC >.<

      GregoryRasputin> Hi honey
      <GregoryRasputin> Your son is being a bit of a dick on the forum
      <nuzzsMother> i know honey, but what can i do, the little ass stays in my basement all day long and never leaves
      <GregoryRasputin> What, you mean he is there when i call round ? O.o
      <nuzzsMother> Yeah , i think he can hear us when you are banging my back door in and masturbates
      <GregoryRasputin> ewww little freak >.<
      <GregoryRasputin> Why dont you kick him out, make him get his own place, he is old enough
      <nuzzsMother> Well ever since his dad left and because he is so ugly i feel sorry for him
      <GregoryRasputin> Is his ugliness the reason his father left ?
      <nuzzsMother> yes , his father said he would either have to leave of commit suicide, he said he couldnt look at nuzz's ugly face everyday
      <GregoryRasputin> Damn, thats probably why nuzz is such an ass hole >.<
      <nuzzsMother> Yes it is
      <nuzzsMother> Anyway that isnt the reason i PM'd you
      <nuzzsMother> I really need you to call over tonight and **** me silly, im so yearning your hard nob inside me
      <nuzzsMother> I will keep nuzz locked in the basement and put some music on, so he cant here ius having sex
      <GregoryRasputin> Ok ok, ill be around in a couple of hours, could you wear those crothless panties please ?
      <nuzzsMother> yeah x x x x x
      <nuzzsMother> Bye
      <GregoryRasputin> bye
      <-- nuzzsMother has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
      Oh snap

    71. superfurry
      11-15-2012
      06:44 PM
      71

      Originally Posted by GregoryRasputin
      Maybe you should stop talking like you are completely stupid and realise, that the company that wins the console wars is the company that sells the most CONSOLES and not the most games, now go take your face and run into a bus......




      Whilst i do agree with you, this offer grabbed my eye, as im looking for a new PS3 Console:


      It is the exact same price as the Argos deal:
      yeah thats not a bad deal mate as it goes, but i can see the price of ps3's going down quite alot over the next month or so, the new wii will sell **** loads because it appeals to the whole family, so the shops will have to drop the prices a little maybe

    72. stomp_442
      11-15-2012
      11:30 PM
      72

      One analyst (I believe Micheal Patcher) is saying that the Wii U will be sold out until March of 2013, I don't know how true this is but I'm getting mine on release day. I'm thinking once it gets released is when everybody is going to want one. Maybe I'll get two of them and sell one on ebay for double price. I already saw somebody trying to sell one on craigslist for $750.

    73. GelsonSilva
      11-16-2012
      01:14 PM
      73

      Nice specs .

    74. marty370
      11-16-2012
      04:06 PM
      74

      Originally Posted by GelsonSilva
      Nice specs .
      r u kidding.

      Wii U Specs suck.

    75. japsander
      11-16-2012
      04:07 PM
      75

      lies, wii-u looks awesome

      my pc prolly blows the wii-u on hardware but cant deliver the same experience.

      people who think specs>experience are the same ppl who think looks>personality

      would you rather be married to an essex girl who milks you for every penny/lays like a sack of spuds but looks nice or a regular woman who can f*ck and suck like a champ and still make you happy?

    76. marty370
      11-16-2012
      04:17 PM
      76

      Originally Posted by xtrem3x
      Half those sales are people buying 2nd PS3s & 360s because of RROD & YLOD.
      Yeh right, thats why my PS3 fat is going on six years old and still going strong.

      PS3 is built to last, Crapbox isn't. My friends had 6 crapboxes.

    77. first2bomb
      11-16-2012
      05:12 PM
      77

      Never really ever been a nintendo fan..... I will save up for when ps vita is hacked :D hopefully $ony wont get buthurt over it. When wii U is hacked I bet nintendo wont throw a fit like $ony did....... I think I will stick to good old dreamcast lol :D still the best system all homebrew works right of the bat same with the games no mod chip lol.

    78. MrPokeylope
      11-17-2012
      07:53 PM
      78

      Originally Posted by marty370
      r u kidding.

      Wii U Specs suck.
      Compared to the amazing console that you have that secretly is more powerful?

      Know what. it's an HD Nintendo. Zelda. Metroid. Pokemon. Mario. in HD. I win however I look at it.

      Even sega's mascots and franchises are more meaningful than both Sony and Microsoft's to me.

      So yeah. Haters gonna hate. I suggest you pull your thumb out your ass and go hitch a ride off this thread I've seen your kind before. Nobody listens to you.

      Git along.
      ************* [ - Post Merged - ] *************
      Originally Posted by first2bomb
      Never really ever been a nintendo fan..... I will save up for when ps vita is hacked :D hopefully $ony wont get buthurt over it. When wii U is hacked I bet nintendo wont throw a fit like $ony did....... I think I will stick to good old dreamcast lol :D still the best system all homebrew works right of the bat same with the games no mod chip lol.
      The PSP was totally the dreamcasts true successor :P It was released without any security either!

      I loved my DC. Some games I still adore on there. Wish I could say that about my experiences with the xbox 360.

      Ah... I need more JRPGs in the vein of FF7/8/9 and a buttload of 3d platformers in my life.

      Nintendo generally are kinda quiet about piracy though. They shut down the holes and act like it never happened. The wii's been wide open for years though and it didn't do anyone any harm though.

      I like buying my Nintendo games though. Have no loyalty to any other company. Though will *always* have my sony consoles. I'd miss them if they weren't there.

    79. BobbyBangin
      11-17-2012
      07:58 PM
      79

      I'll bet the Wii U won't have a YLOD or RROD type problem

    80. Theeze
      11-17-2012
      08:50 PM
      80

      Originally Posted by BobbyBangin
      I'll bet the Wii U won't have a YLOD or RROD type problem
      It'll have the I can't find it anywhere problem. The last time I owned a Nintendo console was the SNES, quite possibly the best gaming experience I"ve ever had with the PSone very close. When my buddies made the jump to the n64, I chose the ps1 route and never regretted it, amazing library, great controls had a blast.

      The PS2 was great, but I felt spoiled but the amazing library of games by the ps1 that and the fact JRPG's were on the decline didn't help. It still had great games but I always look back at Chrono Trigger, Donkey Kong Country, FF9, Twisted metal 2,...ect. I could easily say I was a PS fanboy at that time.

      The PS3 was a major letdown for me. Yes it has it's fair share of great exclusives but they aren't memorable. It's all movie-type feel you're amazed but once you beat it, you either trade it in or shelve it. Their business practice this gen has been incredibly stupid. Who decides to remove features upon each new model? Who goes after hackers for trying to improve their boring ass console and giving back what was taken from them?

      I miss Nintendo and their mario games, more importantly Zelda and Metroid. These are the types of games that will always be talked about that don't feel like a cinematic experience that you'll playthrough once. I don't know about a day 1 purchase but I'm really considering the Wii U.

    81. BobbyBangin
      11-17-2012
      09:25 PM
      81

      Originally Posted by Theeze
      It'll have the I can't find it anywhere problem. The last time I owned a Nintendo console was the SNES, quite possibly the best gaming experience I"ve ever had with the PSone very close. When my buddies made the jump to the n64, I chose the ps1 route and never regretted it, amazing library, great controls had a blast.

      The PS2 was great, but I felt spoiled but the amazing library of games by the ps1 that and the fact JRPG's were on the decline didn't help. It still had great games but I always look back at Chrono Trigger, Donkey Kong Country, FF9, Twisted metal 2,...ect. I could easily say I was a PS fanboy at that time.

      The PS3 was a major letdown for me. Yes it has it's fair share of great exclusives but they aren't memorable. It's all movie-type feel you're amazed but once you beat it, you either trade it in or shelve it. Their business practice this gen has been incredibly stupid. Who decides to remove features upon each new model? Who goes after hackers for trying to improve their boring ass console and giving back what was taken from them?

      I miss Nintendo and their mario games, more importantly Zelda and Metroid. These are the types of games that will always be talked about that don't feel like a cinematic experience that you'll playthrough once. I don't know about a day 1 purchase but I'm really considering the Wii U.
      I've owned ever Sega, Nintendo, Playstation, and Microsoft console to date among a few others minus the Vita. I even still have a Virtual Boy with almost every US game released for it.

      I've noticed on the forums a lot of people relate their favorite console manufacturer/gaming experience with their childhood and I'm no different. I was born in 1980. For me it was Nintendo. We had Pong, ColecoVision, and of course all the Atari's. But nothing was like opening that NES for first time and playing Super Mario Brothers. I remember the movie "The Wizard" was just to hype Super Mario Bros. 3. We also had the Power Pad which was lots of fun too. It was the same with the Gameboy. I still have my original Gameboy. I had a SNES too but I never was too excited about any games on it. I had more fun playing those generation games like Mortal Kombat, NBA Live, and Madden Football on the Genesis. I preferred the Super Nintendo for NBA Jam and Street Fighter II. The Playstation was always just okay to me. I get more fun now playing retro games on my Xperia play phone that i did back then when they were new. Now at least the loading times are bearable. But when the Nintendo 64 came along and revolutionized the 3D gaming platform I was mind blown. I must have logged thousands of hours playing 007, Zelda's, Donkey Kong, Mario Kart, and Perfect Dark among many others. The Dreamcast was simply ahead of it's time but it lacked on the DVD playback side. That's what killed it along side the EA blacklisting of the Dreamcast. But if you look at the XBOX remote it's almost identical to the Dreamcast remote minus the VMU and it as an extra joystick. XBOX also got it's LIVE cue from the Dreamcast online gaming experience. Now we get to the PS2 and what really started bothering me with console wars. Sony didn't really bring any innovation to any platform. They just brought high specs. To me this didn't make the experience near as much fun as the aforementioned products. Just better to look at. They stole so much innovation from other companies it's pathetic. The 64 brought the joystick which Sony ended up implementing. Really if you think about it all three Playstation controllers are laid out exactly like the Super Nintendo's except with an extra bumper and the later added joysticks. XBOX came and brought Live which then led to Sony again developing PSN. I remember when you had to buy the external internet adapter for the PS2. To me the XBOX blew the PS2 away in every aspect. They basically beat them at their own game and had better controllers(IMO) with LIVE to boot. They just joined the game late. The Gamecube was a disappointment of course but only if you clamored for high end specs and still looked better than the PS2. They also brought fresh controllers for the Gamecube. Then the next gen and Nintendo beat everybody on the innovation again with the Wiimote motion controllers which Sony was sure to come along and copy with their own version called "Move". At least the 360 was a little more original in doing away with their controllers with the Kinect. Still, Mario Kart Wii was crazy fun. And Twilight Princess was almost just as good as Ocarina of Time with much better graphics. Don't get me wrong, I think the PS3 is an amazing machine with a lot of potential. Sadly, that potential will never be realized with Sony's restrictions on their customers. They blew every body away with Bluray but nobody seems to care. Especially since you can play Bluray quality from file format now days. Now comes the Wii U and they've managed to actually give good specs along with more innovation in their new controller. I wouldn't be surprised to see the Playstation 4 follow suit but with twice as good graphics. I hope they can manage to innovate something their next time around.

    82. Theeze
      11-17-2012
      09:43 PM
      82

      I never forgot about the NES, I must have been around 5 when I had it...I remember those carts that have 76 games in 1, which most games were the same but different palettes lol
      Nevermind the hours combined wasted on blowing carts.

      I don't know what happend to Sony this gen but they definately need to get in touch with their consumers and reality. They should have listened to what consumers wanted and not tell us what we want. If it continues like this next gen, I don't think they will last, they have great first party studios, they need to listen more.

    83. w0313
      11-17-2012
      09:53 PM
      83

      Nintendo was my first console in early 90's and it should be my last console before I get married and have kids someday.

    84. first2bomb
      11-18-2012
      11:56 AM
      84

      Originally Posted by MrPokeylope
      Compared to the amazing console that you have that secretly is more powerful?

      Know what. it's an HD Nintendo. Zelda. Metroid. Pokemon. Mario. in HD. I win however I look at it.

      Even sega's mascots and franchises are more meaningful than both Sony and Microsoft's to me.

      So yeah. Haters gonna hate. I suggest you pull your thumb out your ass and go hitch a ride off this thread I've seen your kind before. Nobody listens to you.

      Git along.
      ************* [ - Post Merged - ] *************


      The PSP was totally the dreamcasts true successor :P It was released without any security either!

      I loved my DC. Some games I still adore on there. Wish I could say that about my experiences with the xbox 360.

      Ah... I need more JRPGs in the vein of FF7/8/9 and a buttload of 3d platformers in my life.

      Nintendo generally are kinda quiet about piracy though. They shut down the holes and act like it never happened. The wii's been wide open for years though and it didn't do anyone any harm though.

      I like buying my Nintendo games though. Have no loyalty to any other company. Though will *always* have my sony consoles. I'd miss them if they weren't there.

      To true :D I also loved the psp the games especially the great port of powerstone 2 for psp :-) I dont think this generation of consoles are not as good as previous as COD games have just ruined the market and now a days every one just looks at FPS games :-(