Originally Posted by FunkyGanja
Wasn't Adam raised from the dirt then God took one of his bones and made eve? I'm sure that Adam came before Eve!!
Lilith came before Eve and Adam...but god kicked her out of paradise because she wanted to be on top during sex (Adam was a picky bastard)...then, for some reason, Eve had to be made from a rib bone. The story doesn't exactly make a lot of sense, even when judged by the alternate logic within it.
It gets really gross when they leave paradise too...only three people on earth, one of whom does not conceive, and we get more people. There is only one way that could work, and it is illegal in every state, including those states where you can marry your cousin.
Best sellers usually have a lot of bad logic. Just look at Da Vinci Code and Mein Kampf.