If you had your fun this thread should be closed because in the months to come, it will probably keep getting bumped over and over again by random people who ran into it looking for CFW over Google. And OP should be banned for a week as a warning to everybody else who plans on playing a comedian too.
But seriously, nothing shows better the sad state we're in (I mean the scene in general). I have a sense of humor but there's nothing funny about this.