He would slaughter the crap out of anyone who'd dare look at him funny... :D..he would send them on their way with a noiicce steaming turd in their pants which would serve as a warning to the other troll tribes.
Although, id go for the more vlad the impaler approach... impale the trolls, then cut off their heads
..then send the head back in a 1st class royal mail box. with the words ..."game over"...Saw theme - YouTube
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