Sorry I'm late guys. I was out buying new thongs since the b*tch wife burned them all. She said, "you just can't fill them like
. I love the way his balls hang out the side and all." . I spent most the day crying over this because of my small ball syndrome and the fact all my favorite thongs are now ashes. So I decided, f*ck it....and I went and bought some more. I got all kinds of good ones. Edible, glittery, lacey,....hell.....I even got some that are elephants where the trunk is my junk. I rushed home to show my wife. I walked in and went straight to my room and ripped of my tear-a-way pants to show her my new styles.....and low and behold.......
were running a train on my 400 pound, mustached gal. I was gonna cry, but then they let me watch, so I guess it's better than nothing. Merry christmas my friends and all of hax.