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Old 10-08-2011   #31
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Originally Posted by ps3hacker12 View Post
WOW I love all of those, but I think it's beetween lessthan Leo and pkhamidar2com XD

I really wasnt surprised at you picking @pkhamidar2com as he is a friend of yours....
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Old 10-08-2011   #32
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I really wasnt surprised at you picking @pkhamidar2com as he is a friend of yours....
I remain optimistic based on the quality of my wit bahaha...I jest, I just really like this thread...we need more laughs in this depressing world these days.
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Old 10-08-2011   #33
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A couple was celebrating 46 years together..
Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one ....'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

"Not to worry," said the father.
"The important thing is that we're all together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad.
I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you."

"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then, the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything.."

After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college.

Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too."
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Originally Posted by GregoryRasputin View Post
I really wasnt surprised at you picking @pkhamidar2com as he is a friend of yours....
That explains it, I thought his 'jokes' were not funny (at all, as in.. wtf).. and as for lessthanleo, not really funny jokes but mostly not my style, maybe others might have liked them.
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Old 10-08-2011   #35
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A mechanic has the bonnet on a car up. A drunk walks past and asks: "Whats the problem?"
The mechanic quickly replies: "Piston broke."
The drunk wanders off mumbling "So am i bro. So am I."
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My joke:

@ps3hacker12 walks into a forum and "really" has a CPU to give away
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my joke.
This is a really badly handled competition. No organization or proper rules what so ever.
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here is my joke. i called a guy on a craigslist add that said he had a 3.7 jailbreak for sale and the message i left was recorded. here it is enjoy.

also if you like the video hit the like button. this is trolling at its finest.


Team Ps360 owned!! - YouTube

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Old 10-09-2011   #39
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This video just reminded me to check their forums a bit since I completely forgot about them.

So here's my joke:
What's the only empty sub-forum in the Team PS360 forums? RELEASES!

(I don't want to be mean but it's really funny, there's a lot of forum activity and A LOT of drama. Team members leaving because somebody "threatens them" - one really has to wonder why since they haven't released nothing yet, etc etc.
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One day Adam was sitting in the garden of eden and he was quite lonely.

God said, "I will make a woman for you".
Adam said, "What is woman?"
God replied, "She will be kind to you, she will cook for you, she will clean for you, she will give you all the sex you want; trust me, you will like that; and she will never complain about the features that I made in you".
Adam replied, "That sounds wonderful, what must I give for this 'woman'?"
God replied, "An arm and a Leg"
Adam asked, "What can I get for one rib?"
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Two cavemen were eating mammoth ribs.

One said, "We only need to work 20 minutes a day, our wives treat us like gods, and we have no worries...we are the luckiest men on earth"
The other replied, "No, our sons are the luckiest men on earth...they get all those things and they don't have to work 20 minutes a day"
The first replied, "Screw my son, I want to be the luckiest man on earth...I think I'll invent government"
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Three blind men walk into a bar...
everyone with vision ducked.
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People still buy the iPhone4 for $300 plus contract. (I think that is pretty funny)
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