[ps3hacker12]

Originally Posted by CrystalWolf my joke. This is a really badly handled competition. No organization or proper rules what so ever.

i was going to, just everyone started posting on this thread, and due to controversy ovre pkhamidar2com, im sorry but your excluded from the competition.

instead i will just be using a random number generator, on Tuesday 9pm~ so thats when the competition ends.... and pictures will be posted in a few minutes to prove the prize...

[KillerBug]

Just a quick question...and I don't want to sound unappreciative or anything...I was just wondering...

What happened to the mainboard? Surely you don't need it if you went to intel, and there can't be many people who have a mainboard for that chip but not the chip (or something easily overclocked to the same speed).

I would happily pay shipping if I win and you want to throw the mainboard in with the prize.

Again, not complaining...something free is better than nothing.

[EmBoLa.be]

Some decent One-Liners

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

To OP, can you upload a picture on the first page like all the pinns on the back of the cpu, and the condition, thx

[pkhamidar2com]

Attention

No insulting other members and no anti Semitic remarks

[EmBoLa.be]

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

[KillerBug]

I used to be sad that I had only one shoe, until I met a man with only one leg...and he gave me his spare shoe.

[GregoryRasputin]

Originally Posted by pkhamidar2com That is a bugger being excluded because some ********s are too spoilt to accept someone's joke is better. Sometimes a persons trash is another persons gold. My jokes are funny to me maybe not you. But I can say your jokes are worse than a cow giving birth to simese camels while taking a **** on a puddle of hot German pizz mixed with Hitler jizz when he jizzed himself after horribly killing the ***ish.

You are excluded because you are @Ps3HacKeRs buddy and for no other reason, now keep being a nasty ass and i can exclude you from the entire forum.


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@ps3hacker12 's ***

[KillerBug]

Originally Posted by GregoryRasputin You are excluded because you are @Ps3HacKeRs buddy and for no other reason, now keep being a nasty ass and i can exclude you from the entire forum.

That might be the funniest post yet!

[pkhamidar2com]

wow thats a bit harsh there....

fair enough, i assumed you were all complaining ps3hacker12 with pms and **** telling him it was unfair that i was his friend... i still think its kinda unfair. that was a good joke..

ah well... heres another


whats black and has no legs?

flyington! hahahah!

btw i agree, that is themost funny post yet! hahahaha!hahahah! hahaha!

btw heres another jokes

whats round and looks like a bee?

a wasp... gedit? hahaha

[GregoryRasputin]

Originally Posted by pkhamidar2com wow thats a bit harsh there.... fair enough, i assumed you were all complaining ps3hacker12 with pms and **** telling him it was unfair that i was his friend... i still think its kinda unfair. that was a good joke.. ah well... heres another whats black and has no legs? flyington! hahahah! btw i agree, that is themost funny post yet! hahahaha!hahahah! hahaha! btw heres another jokes whats round and looks like a bee? a wasp... gedit? hahaha

To be honest, your jokes are the worst i have seen in my entire 5 years at this forum, your jokes are the worst i have read in my entire life and i have read some junky jokes.