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I kinda like some of his jokes actually; but then again I like Gamera movies. His jokes are like watching someone do a belly flop off a high dive.
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[EDIT] pkhamidar2com I doub you would make use of the phenom 945 since you have a C3 phenom 955BE anyway :P I guess this competition is also a bit of a 'sorry' for my past actions. Sent from my iPhone 4S using Tapatalk
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 hmm why is it? can you give me some tips to improve my jokes? i know im not that funny to other people but i guess its just you huh? anyways here are some of my other good jokes why did the yorkshire policeman go to the police station? To have a cup of tea? Who did he have it with? The queen? And why did he have it with her? BEcause shes got lots of money hahahahahha! lol, i always start lolling hard when i read that, lol. (tears come out of eyes out of epicness!) ok what is yellow, has 2 legs, and wings? A pusfilled fly.... hahahaha! ok here is the best one... what type of cat has cations? a pussative cat... HAHAHAH GET IT, OMG LOOOOOL omg my chest actually hurts.... and my cheeks. |
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Tip for jokes: from your starting point, I would recommend plagiarism.
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but then its not original, whats the whole point of that then? my jokes are all original which is what makes them so god damn good!
what is blue and filled with ****? facebook what is white and filled with cum? google+ what is empty, and dusty? myspace what is the thing no one ever heard of? bebo |
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Your jokes remind me of someone with a pubescent 13 year old mind and the 13 part is really stretching it... |
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Hmm I see why friends would be excluded, but honestly I think GregoryRasputin you might be a little on the mean side lol. I understand you are a super moderator and all but we are all human with feelings and I think everyone deserves the better and not the worst...unless they deserve that instead lol.
Who was stupid, fake and had cancer? Steve Jobs!!! Is it too early to make a cancer joke? Oh boy I'm going to get trashed/flamed for that one!!!
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surprised a troll is a super moderator here... O_O I thinkyou will find that i keep my jokes very clean, dont see the point of getting dirty. You can came perfectly clean jokes. Oh and my jokes are pubecent... because most of the people here are younger than that... my jokes to you guys is a taste of reality.... troll = child. anyways here is another joke. what type of chicken is black? a crow. |
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The point of a joke is to make people laugh...but if you really want some pointers...
1.) Racist jokes are really only funny when you are a member of the race you are making fun of...if Jeff Foxworthy and Dave Chappelle swapped jokes, neither would be funny. Because race really isn't very obvious online, such jokes really are not very funny online. 2.) The only exception to rule 1 is when you are making yourself look like a racist hypocrite...a white guy making jokes about "Negros love fried chicken" is only funny if he is eating fried chicken as he tells the joke...and it isn't the joke that is funny. Again, unless it is a video, not very funny online. 3.) Making fun of yourself is funny...but only if your audience knows who you are. 4.) Male/female jokes are generally only funny to the gender that is not being made fun of (the opposite of rule 1 really). {edit} 5.) Lawyers and politicians are always fair game, so long as you keep to rules 1 & 2. BTW...your ***/muslim joke about the tie and the water would have been funny if you had kept race out of it.
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I wont disagree with you.....
Keep insulting and you will be banned, this forum doesn't need members and junk like you. Last edited by GregoryRasputin; 10-09-2011 at 06:57 AM. |
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