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The universe ain't expanding, It's running away from chuck Norris.
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12-16-2011
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just found this one and I needed to share it
google for "find chuck norris" and hit feeling lucky and you will see what comes from the search 
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************* [ - Post Merged - ] ************* here are some i just stumbled upon Michael Jackson does Moonwalk. Chuck Norris does Sunwalk. When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor to test his reflexes. chuck norris once round house kicked a shark in the face . thats how the hammerhead came to be What did Graham Bell find when he invented telephone? Missed Calls from Chuck Norris The last time Chuck Norris played battleship, it was called Pearl Harbor Last edited by xxxblitzxxx; 12-16-2011 at 05:03 AM. |
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this scene is from Forest Warrior
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When Chuck Norris take a shower
he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norris.
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chuck norris did this
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refreshing stuff!!!lol
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 I think it does exist since 2007
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Once Chuck Norris had sex in an trailerpark, while having sex, some sperm fall on the trailers engine.
We now know this engine as Optimus Prime.
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