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@Mr.Dutch
My kid wouldn't appreciate you telling everyone what his wiener looks like. He is a very private person. Anyways, doesn't everyone's wiener have eyes, 4 feet and a stripe of mustard down its side? I know mine does. Lol
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And seriously anyone with a wiener as his profile pic, made it pretty clear what he wants for christmas!
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every wiener has a head, some put their wiener in things that have 4 feet, and you can use mustard as lubricant. this makes sense. 
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08-23-2012
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That's how we do things in the USA. Damn Americans. Always putting it were it doesn't belong, and using condiments as lube. I'm so ashamed. Althought my wife doesn't have 4 feet, she acts like she does (b**ch), so I put her on all fours as much as humanly possible. And she loves mustard.
************* [ - Post Merged - ] ************* After all the bad talk about my wife, I thought I should elaborate on things. I do love her. She loves the dirty talk. |
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08-23-2012
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  Couldn't resist |
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08-23-2012
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@Ubefuct
if there is any left after my wife is done, she will pass it. 9 times out of 10 she takes it all, if you know what I mean. Thats why I married the wench. Maybe
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will be so nice to show you the picture of my hottie wife. But remember guys, she is taken.
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 this picture was taken before she gained weight.  enjoy! |
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@Mr.Dutch
is exactly right. She looks even better now. All them rolls. Shade in the summer and warmth in the winter. And something about that mustach entwined with mine, it just works for me. If she is ever back on the market, I will let you all know. But for now, at least you can bask in her natural beauty.
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