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  • Girls

    7 87.50%
  • Video Games

    1 12.50%
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    Why Video games are better than girls

    There are always two things that don’t go well when you put them together, side by side. A good example is a girlfriend and videogames. Your girlfriend will always nag about your videogames, and your videogame will always get in the way when you want to spend time with your girlfriend. They probably even sound wrong when you use them on the same sentence.
    So lets just point out the facts here and let everyone know why video games are better than girls.

    1. They come with instructions.

    2. They let you cheat

    3. You can borrow them from your friends

    4. When you go to the mall, you can actually pick one up

    5. They look great as soon as you wake up in the morning

    6. 2 words...Pause Button

    7. $50 is all you'll have to spend

    8. You can always get the hottest one

    9. No shower, no problem

    10. It's ok to spend the evening alone with them and a 2-litre bottle of orange soda

    11. You can go on "dates" in your underwear

    12. Your mom won't get mad if you're in your room with the door closed

    13. You get that pizza all to yourself

    14. All you have to do to make the relationship work is find a save point

    15. You can ignore them for a week without consequences

    16. Your friends can watch and join in

    17. No matter how many times you mess up you can try again

    18. No matter how many problems you're having with them your friends will listen

    19. You can actually get the ones in magazines

    20. If you get bored you can trade them in for a new one

    From a girl’s perspective, This supplies the link why boys can’t resist the charisma of a videogame.

    So here they are. i know there are billion more and all in favor of video games but it will take me gazillion of years to complete this thread.
    Asi ji fer Ida Shaa Jaane Aa Ji

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    Funny list. A list could easily be compiled for the other way around.
    I would rather get my duck sick than play duck hunt.

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    A dating app, that aims at bringing the sexes together, over there common bond, love and passion of videogames seems like an idea.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoverboySimer View Post
    There are always two things that don’t go well when you put them together, side by side. A good example is a girlfriend and videogames. Your girlfriend will always nag about your videogames, and your videogame will always get in the way when you want to spend time with your girlfriend. They probably even sound wrong when you use them on the same sentence.
    So lets just point out the facts here and let everyone know why video games are better than girls.

    1. They come with instructions.

    2. They let you cheat

    3. You can borrow them from your friends

    4. When you go to the mall, you can actually pick one up

    5. They look great as soon as you wake up in the morning

    6. 2 words...Pause Button

    7. $50 is all you'll have to spend

    8. You can always get the hottest one

    9. No shower, no problem

    10. It's ok to spend the evening alone with them and a 2-litre bottle of orange soda

    11. You can go on "dates" in your underwear

    12. Your mom won't get mad if you're in your room with the door closed

    13. You get that pizza all to yourself

    14. All you have to do to make the relationship work is find a save point

    15. You can ignore them for a week without consequences

    16. Your friends can watch and join in

    17. No matter how many times you mess up you can try again

    18. No matter how many problems you're having with them your friends will listen

    19. You can actually get the ones in magazines

    20. If you get bored you can trade them in for a new one

    From a girl’s perspective, This supplies the link why boys can’t resist the charisma of a videogame.

    So here they are. i know there are billion more and all in favor of video games but it will take me gazillion of years to complete this thread.

    Guy you need to get out more.
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    Or at least laid...
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